Drummer needed - must have pet ostrich

[twistdpair]

Nervous Habit is seeking a drummer...maybe you?

We play all kinds of music, from Kanye West and Katy Perry to Pat Benetar and Journey - we have both female and male leads and the best backup vocals of any band around. We rehearse in Windsor 1x week, and gig 2-4 times a month. You can catch some video, pics and audio at myspace.com/nervoushabitct or at nervoushabit.us

Solid time is a must, as is a solid work ethic and positive attitude - a sick sense of humor helps. It would also be great if you can play some R&B and can groove.

For us, it's all about FUN. We are not out to make a ton of money or get a recording contract. After we pay the agent and/or soundman, you will walk away with anywhere between $30 - $100. Do your homework, know the tunes, and the rest is gravy.

Get in touch with me and we'll talk!

-Corky
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[Johnny 5]

d**n, my ostrich died last week! Can I still audition??

[twistdpair]

Nov 6, 2008 10:11:33 GMT -5 Johnny 5 said:

d**n, my ostrich died last week! Can I still audition??

It's OK if it's dead. We only want the ostrich for our own sensual needs. In fact, dead may be better since they tend to put up a fight while still alive.

However, you may have already disposed of the carcass. If you have the wherewithal to obtain a second-hand ostrich or even an emu, we may be able to work something out. Any large, flightless bird will do.

Check out this site: www.agriseek.com/buy-sell/e/Farm-Animals/Ratites/Ostrich/ They have a lot of deals, and you may even be able to lease an ostrich with an option to buy.

[Johnny 5]

HAHAHAHA, awesome. I'll start my research!

[twistdpair]

Drummer job is up for grabs!! My contact info is at the top.